At rise, the characters can be sitting, lounging, or standing. LEE is possibly reading. PAT is draped over and entwined around LEE.
LEE: | Why do you keep clinging to me like that? |
PAT: | I thought you love me. |
LEE: | I do love you. I just don’t want you clinging to me. |
PAT: | I’m being affectionate. |
LEE: | You’re being clingy. |
PAT: | Your definition. |
LEE: | My body. |
PAT: | You don’t want me to touch you? |
LEE: | Touch, yes. Cling, no. |
PAT: | Show me. |
LEE: | You have to stop clinging first. |
PAT: | All right. [Disengages.] |
LEE: | [Silence as LEE fixes clothes, smoothes hair, etc. Pause.] |
PAT: | So show me. |
LEE: | What? |
PAT: | Touch me. |
LEE: | Just like that? |
PAT: | Just like what? |
LEE: | On command. |
PAT: | It’s not a command, it’s a request. |
LEE: | What about spontaneity? |
PAT: | It’s a spontaneous request. |
LEE: | What about my spontaneity? |
PAT: | Go ahead, be spontaneous. |
LEE: | [Thinks a moment, then lays fingertips on PAT’s arm.] |
PAT: | [Stares silently at fingertips.] Don’t know if I can stand all this passion. |
LEE: | [Quickly removing hand.] Look, I’m just not in the mood, all right? |
PAT: | But I am. |
LEE: | Tough break. |
PAT: | It’s not a break, it’s a way of life. |
LEE: | That’s simply not true. What about yesterday? |
PAT: | An aberration. |
LEE: | And two days ago? |
PAT: | A fluke. |
LEE: | And last week? |
PAT: | I don’t remember. |
LEE: | Let me refresh your memory. You were clinging to me like this . . . [demonstrates]. |
PAT: | Mmm, nice. |
LEE: | . . . and even though we were in public— |
PAT: | Where? |
LEE: | Terry’s party. |
PAT: | That’s not public. |
LEE: | [Disengaging] There were fifty people there! |
PAT: | So what? |
LEE: | So what? They were staring at us. |
PAT: | You’re paranoid. |
LEE: | They were staring at us. |
PAT: | All right, so what if they were? |
LEE: | Don’t you have any sense of privacy? |
PAT: | Some things are more important than privacy. |
LEE: | I know, don’t tell me: love, affection, warmth, clinging. |
PAT: | I wish you’d stop calling it that. |
LEE: | That’s what it was. |
PAT: | We were dancing. |
LEE: | So you do remember. |
PAT: | It just came back to me. |
LEE: | Do you remember what I was doing while we were dancing? |
PAT: | Yeah, I remember. |
LEE: | Clinging back! I was clinging back to you! |
PAT: | Why don’t you try the word “embrace”? |
LEE: | Okay, I was embracing you, hugging you, acting just like you. |
PAT: | Not quite. |
LEE: | How not? Did I leave out something? |
PAT: | Not at all. You put in some extras. In fact, you were making a glorious fool of yourself. |
LEE: | What? |
PAT: | Well, you were. It was you they were staring at, not me. |
LEE: | What are you talking about? |
PAT: | You were drunk. |
LEE: | So were you. |
PAT: | I get affectionate. You get positively ridiculous. |
LEE: | I do not get ridiculous. |
PAT: | You do. You certainly do. But I’m not complaining. |
LEE: | What was I doing? |
PAT: | Trying to take my clothes off. |
LEE: | I did not! |
PAT: | [Shrugs.] Ask Terry. |
LEE: | [Pause.] Are you serious? |
PAT: | I may cling, but I don’t lie. |
LEE: | I don’t remember doing that. |
PAT: | Blocked it out. |
LEE: | What did you do? |
PAT: | I let you. |
LEE: | What?! |
PAT: | I let you. |
LEE: | You let me take your clothes off? |
PAT: | Most of them. |
LEE: | Why, for godssake? |
PAT: | Like I said, some things are more important than privacy. |
LEE: | But . . . what I was doing wasn’t one of those things. |
PAT: | It was. |
LEE: | It was drunken revelry. |
PAT: | It was love. |
| [Silence.] |
LEE: | Weren’t you embarrassed? |
PAT: | I was happy. |
LEE: | Because I was being a ridiculous fool? |
PAT: | Because you were loving me. |
LEE: | I still do. |
PAT: | This minute? |
LEE: | This minute. |
PAT: | [Joyfully drapes around LEE as at start.] |
LEE: | I love you . . . only . . . . |
PAT: | Only . . . . [Slowly disengages from LEE, then walks to side of stage, lowers self down on floor, and curls up in foetal position.] |
LEE: | Don't . . . . I didn't mean . . . . [Slowly goes over to PAT, and lowers self down as lights fade to black.] |